bowserfucker:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

(via drbennedict)

doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding

me: tell me thats not sick

doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

motordives:

things that are okay

  1. queer hogwarts students
  2. muggleborns at hogwarts headcanons
  3. in-depth analyses of the hogwarts’ houses
  4. neato graphics
  5. new in-text/in-movie connections 

things that are not okay

  1. sad stories of george living in a world without fred

(Source: black-wwidow, via drbennedict)

outlaw-monarch:

allthingshyper:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.

its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god

Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?

yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.

Woah. Woah. WOAH

It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive

every day we get closer to Tony Stark

(via elly-jam)

slotato:

boomitsnialler:

if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting 

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are you raven symone

(Source: okaywork, via elly-jam)